Click the picture for a new blather 1/3/2009

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My Left Nut	Felt
Grease Monkey	Poem for Tina
Lyrics w/o tunes	Happy Columbus Day!
Jag-off	Fear of Flying
Truck Dog	Poison
Operation Enduring Freedom	OJ Simpson
My Dad	Kinko's Sucks
Cluster Crunch	FUF(a Wombat fan favorite)
Pea Brain	War! Good God!
United Airlines is run by pig-ignorant nimrods	Evilution
SMF 700 Club	LA Lakers Fans
It's not easy being green!	The Mailman-Lady
La Perra Rata	Nurse Jack's List (guest blather)
Retail Rant	Dummy
The Homosexual Agenda	How do I do it?
The THING	Brewhawk's Scrotum(guest blather)
Brown's Rant (guest blather)	Vermin - Part 1
Vermin - Part 2	Hate Mail
Calvin & Jesus	Gloucester, AZ
Culture of Fear (guest blather)	Vermin - Part 3
Snot Rocket	STFU
Save California (not funny)	Wang in the Wind
Dale Jr. Jr.	Moose's bad morning (guest blather)
About my Sack...	Lifestyles of the Rich and Stupid (guest blather)
Nurse Jack & the Fat People (guest blather)	Quality Time
Liberty and Boogers	I am a Republican (not funny)
What NOT to do with your penis	How cool am I?
Interview with Kerry	$10 helicopter assault (guest blather)
Itty Bitty Widdle Phone	List of things
Sales	Stingy?
Change (not funny)	Cat Puke
Cereal and the Dead	Starbucks
Notes	Work that Skirt Boy!
Movies Suck	God's Top Ten
Albertson's Stupor Markets	Loudmouth
Bubble Gum & Heroin	Shit (guest blather)
What's your handle?	Local Geography Lesson
What budget crisis?	Earache my Eye
Not A Step	Detergent
Tools of the tradeoff	Where we were
You might be Taliban if	The Christmas gift.

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