You appear to have no regard for my scrotum.

Seriously bud....

Each time I read that stupid "foot" story,  
my scrotum shrinks a bit smaller.  I have 
read it three times now. Once when you sent 
it too me in email, again when I read it to
my girlie and yet again just now while I was 
visiting your web page.

I can't read it anymore as my scrotum shrinks 
a little bit each time I read that tale, and it 
doesn't seem to regain its old stature over time.

Ahhh  shit...I just THOUGHT about that needle 
going in between your toes and now my balls are 
screaming for a new apartment.

CRAP...just thought about it again .. Kee Riest!

I hate you

 - BrewHawk