I am going to hire somebody. Not for Mighty Wombat; for my
grown-up job. I’m reviewing resumes, separating the appropriate
candidates from the hopeless losers. This position of absolute
power allows me to decide whom I want to give a chance, and
who can kiss my skinny white ass.
So let me tell you a little something. If you went to a public school
in Kansas…pucker up.
The fine citizens of the Great State of Kansas are once again doing
their best to graduate the most sorry-ass ignorant bastards. It’s bad
enough that teaching science is illegal there. That pesky “Evolution”
theory is being stricken from the books, and I expect other wild
Satan-centered theories will follow – the circulation of blood; Earth
revolving around the Sun, disease theory, etc.
But the Sunflower State’s drive to graduate the ignorant just took
a giant leap forward. A high school teacher caught 28 students
cheating. So she failed them. Apparently this wasn’t a very Christian
thing to do. The Principal put down his Bible long enough to
reverse the teacher’s decision and fire her for failing too many
students.
It boggles my freakin’ mind.
So while Kansas-folk may not place any value in education, some
of us do. I need to hire somebody with a little education and a little
integrity. Thus, I’ve narrowed my search down to those folks
educated in the other 49 states.
And a special shout out to Ohio – I know you are considering
removing evolution from your school curriculum. Go right ahead.
I’ve got people in 48 other states to hire.