What’s the deal with churches and felt-boards?

The attraction to Bible figures cut from garishly colored felt cloth stretches
across all denominations. Protestants and Catholics alike accessorize their
holy places with felt. Why is this?

I was in a hundred year old Catholic Church last weekend. It was more
ornately decorated than Liberace’s Las Vegas piano bar/bathhouse – glass,
crystal, gold…and fucking FELT. There were ivory crosses and crucifi,
hard-wood pews, vaulted ceilings, the gaudiest alter I have ever seen in my
life. And right there up front; in front of God, Mary, all those dead Jesuses
was a felt board.

The crude red and orange letters canted drunkenly over the green felt
background. I’m sure it spelled a Bible verse of some sort. This little sign
matched the décor rest of the church in much the same way as a bloated
whale carcass wouldn’t.

What is it about felt? I’ve read the Bible twice now, and have not discovered
its significance.

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