Gloucester, AZ
This is a special shout out to the person who is responsible for the
toilets
at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport. Please, recalibrate the auto-flush sensors.
I was trying to lighten my load on one of your fine, high-tech porcelain
beauties last week. Every time I shifted position the dang thing flushed.
I’m sure you are aware that you have the flushing mechanism set all the
way to the max; and normally this is a good thing. We both know what
a bummer it is to find leftovers in the bowl. Your plumbing masterpieces
are serious, industrial-grade machines. You should be proud of them,
because when they flush, they FLUSH. It’s a raging torrent of wind and
water down there, and I’m sure it does a Hell of a job.
But when I was sitting on it, every time I so much as breathed the thing
went off. That hurricane-force flush is rather unpleasant when it’s raging
almost nonstop just below my crotch.
Seriously, it was like a toilet-bowl version of A Perfect Storm and
my
balls were playing the part of the Andrea Gail.
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