I wrote a couple of songs for my friend's band. He was so impressed
with my lyrics that he has taken over a year to find "just the right
tune" to match my work. In other words, "Quit bothering me"

So feel free to use these lyrics as you see fit. Just give me a credit on
your CD, send me a copy and direct any extra groupies to my house.

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Mexican Food in Omaha

Finally caught your eye
Only been here 20 minutes
Menu & some water
Some chips that ain’t delicious

You gonna take my order
But you forgot your pen
Then it’s another hour
Til I see you again

Mexican food in Omaha
Mexican food in Omaha
Order ribs or fries or slaw
Not Mexican food in Omaha

The chips inside this basket
taste like they’re made of balsa
Nothing here is spicy
Especially your salsa

Ordered chicken tacos,
but got a quesidilla
I think I see a cockroach
Baked into this tortilla

Mexican food in Omaha
Mexican food in Omaha
Order ribs or fries or slaw
Not Mexican food in Omaha

The bus boy here is sneezing
And I don’t feel to well-ah
Maybe its tomain
Or even salmonella

The waitress ain’t good lookin’
And neither is her dish
She’s offering me chicken
But all I smell is fish

Mexican food in Omaha
Mexican food in Omaha
Order ribs or fries or slaw
Not Mexican food in Omaha

Listen to me, honey
& try to understand
your cheddar’s in a bottle
your tortilla’s are all canned

This food, it don’t taste Latin
Though your Muzak’s mariachi
Stop cookin’ your fajitas
On top of the habachi

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ID

Vinyl side. Double wide.
Cash only, pay inside.
Lawn darts. Trailer parks
Tap water smells like farts

Gem state. Racial hate
4 x 4 accelerate
Stars & Bars. Facial scars
Nitro-burning funnycars

Monster truck. Schools suck
Teacher doesn’t give a fuck.
Pro-life. Beaten wife.
Kabar survival knife.

Boiled spud. Winter flood
Dressing up like Elmer Fudd.
Blood stain. Fish ‘n game
Welcome to  Couer d'Alene
 

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