7/1/2009 - My new column is up at Davis Life Magazine. I didn't pick the title.
6/28/2009
- I have returned from the South. I may not belong in the there, but I really like the Southerners I work with.
But it's good to be home. People are complaining about the heat, but my cacti and I are just fine. Take a look at my Astrophytum. Have you ever such a happy little guy?
6/22/2009 - I put the new toon up WAY early this week. It's up now. Check it out, geeks.
6/21/2009
- How cool are THESE little guys!
6/17/2009
- The new Bonebat Show is up. Episode 27: Two Pantfuls of Terror!
This Episode: Steve enters the creepy old house alone, to present complete coverage of Crypticon 2009, live from Seattle! Highlights include greetings from Dawn of The Dead star Ken Foree and Troma studio head Lloyd Kaufman; interviews with actor Tom Atkins of Night of the Creeps and Hack/Slash creator Tim Seeley; a lengthy sitdown with creature actor extraordinaire Doug Jones of Hellboy and Pan's Labyrinth fame; and an official review of the Norwegian Nazi Zombie cinematic epic Dead Snow! Is that it? Not even close! Brother D of Mail Order Zombie drops in for a con postgame conversation, Seattle's Barefoot Barnacle make with their brand of musical metallic madness, and the ever-stalwart Gord stands by with the shotgun for snappy comebacks, Filthy Jokes and a round of What Pisses Us Off! For those counting, this marks our first ever shows in back-to-back weeks, so do not miss the foul horror that is episode 27 of The BoneBat Show!
6/12/2009 - The Terrible Thing from Alpha-9 is a great little animated cartoon.
6/8/2009 - My new column is up at Davis Life Mag.
5/31/2009 - New toon is up waaay early.
5/25/2009
- Thank you. 
5/22/2009
- This week's terrible cartoon was inspired by the following excellent cartoon -
5/21/2009 - My new cartoon is rude, crude, offensive & pornographic. It should not be viewed by anyone.
5/19/2009
- A lot of you are confused about California's special election today, so let me explain it it terms we can all understand. Suppose you hired a guy to do some work for you. He's tasked with several jobs, but his A #1 job is NOT to jam a lit stick of dynamite into your rectal cavity. But what does the guy do? He jams a lit stick of dynamite into your rectal cavity.
That guy is like the CA legislature. And the "no anal dynamite" job is the legislature's budgeting job.
As you can see, the job is not done, and you are in trouble.
So, to continue our lesson, the guy you hired to not insert dynamite into your pooper (who has in fact, jammed dynamite where the sun does not normally shine) tells you not to worry. He has a plan. His plan is this - you can either leave the lit stick of dynamite in your nether regions, or you can cut the fuse...by swallowing six pairs of scissors. (In this case, the scissors represent the ballot initiatives.) Your choice. Vote. But you still gotta pay the no-dynamite-in-the-ass guy his salary.
NOW you understand the election.
5/17/2009 - Vote for our podcast. C'mon... pleeeease? be your best friend...
5/15/2009
- "Our state now recognizes that an individual's capacity to establish a loving and long-term committed relationship with another person and responsibly to care for and raise children does not depend upon the individual's sexual orientation. An individual's sexual orientation -- like a person's race or gender -- does not constitute a legitimate basis upon which to deny or withhold legal rights."
- Chief Justice Ronald M. George
5/13/2009 - Brilliant short film voodoo
5/5/2009 - Swedish gangster rap... with banjos.
5/4/2009 - If you listen to the BoneBat show, you heard my take on waterboarding. But if you'd like a more eloquent version, from a guy who won Bronze Star with a little "V" on it, then take a look at what Joe Galloway wrote.
5/1/2009 - My new column is up at Davis Life Magazine.
4/30/2009 - New toon is up. Sorry for the delay.
4/29/2009
- BoneBat #24 The BoneBat Guide to Life is up. This Episode: Steve and Gord share a few of their philosophies on life, backed by the sonic badassery of New York garage rock legends The Fuzztones! Additionally, Gord lays out his latest get rich quick scheme in sticky, graphic detail and institutes a
banking bailout of his own; The boys share even more filthy jokes and things that piss them off; Vaughn of MPM fires back via voicemail, and Quantum of Solace, Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan's forthcoming novel The Strain, Christopher Moore's book A Dirty Job and new CD Supersuckers XX all get reviewed in Multimedia Triage! DO NOT miss Episode 24 of The BoneBat Show!
