Navigating the Aisles

Dear Retail Establishment: as a customer who suffers from the lingering effects of a brain injury, shopping is difficult for me. I can be laid low by comparing straight-forward price tags. And you are not making it any easier. It’s bad enough when use pricing schemes straight out of a devious math teacher’s pop-quiz: “$2.50 and get 30% off your third item when you buy four and present your super duper saver card!” But this shit is positively inexplicable:

I had to text the above photo to a friend to see if I was losing it in your store, or if this made no actual sense.