I cancelled Dish. It went like this.

Dish: We need to charge you a $10 restocking fee for our returned equipment, now that you are no longer a customer.

Me: No. That makes no sense, and I’m not paying it.

Dish: Blah blah bleep blop blork you pay 10 blah bloot

Me: Still no.

Dish: blah blah blah…you pay now?

Me: No.

Dish: OK, you got me. We’ll waive it the fee.