Crowns of gold are for the pretenders of the surface world. A king is a king by virtue of his nobility, not his headgear. All bow to Hexapus, King of the Deep. Yah, he’s wearing a beanie. You got a problem with that?

Does this mean that I am influential? Do you feel influenced reading that quote up there at the top? I bet you do. I bet you want to come to The BoneBat Comedy of Horrors Film Fest and watch this film. You should do it.