Bicycle Jousting Lances

The neighbors don't know what to make of me when I post stuff that I'm giving away. Take these tree stakes, for example.

Bicycle Jousting Lances

It says "Get your kids outdoors with a good old fashioned game of bicycle jousting!* I have five steel lances – 2 adult size and 3 children size. Socialists use these things to support growing trees. But my trees are All American, so they support themselves. Come and get ‘em. They are on the ground next to my driveway… just lying there like losers. * Do not actually do this."

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