7/7/2008 - Episode 11 of the BoneBat Podcast Show Thing is up and running with a special guest (Jorge Meneses of Barefoot Barnacle), a whole mess of filthy jokes and ugly repressed memories of stirring beans.
7/2/2008 - El Goro! The adventures of a gorilla luchador.
7/1/2008 - My latest column at Davis Life Magazine deals with chance encounters wit ha strangers tallywhacker... and a clown.
6/27/2008 - Man dressed as penis disrupts graduation. The silly string was a nice touch.
6/25/2008 - Sniping can be solid career. Meet the sniper. I love the time-lapse part with the coffee and bottles of pee.
6/24/2008
- Thanks to Bake, I rented The Onion Movie. Funny stuff.
If you liked Kentucky Fried Movie or Groove Tube (for you REALLY old
bastards) then you ought to rent The Onion Movie.
6/21/2008 - Emek. How cool is this guy's art? Damn cool, that's how cool.
6/18/2008 - Extreme ironing!
6/16/2008
- Episode 10 of the BoneBat podcast is up. This Episode: Steve and Gord double their usual length (and quadruple their girth) by presenting the first ever BoneBat Pissed-Off -Off, a veritable lightning round of rage, annoyance, and pique. Plus, they review the importance of handing out your correct work number, give away a free CD, and offend everyone with "the Filthy Joke of the Week". This episode's accompaniment of anger comes courtesy of Seattle's I Rot.
Speaking of which, got something that pisses you off? Then why not share it with the Bone/Bat Crew! Email the source of your annoyance to steve@bonehand.com and we may discuss what pisses YOU off in our very next episode! Don't miss your opportunity to vent, Bone/Bat Style!
6/14/2008 - For those of you who asked (and those of you who didn't ask), here is how I airbrush a T-Shirt.
6/12/2008
- Old joke
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. The widow feels that her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants.
"I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. It fits perfectly. She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"
To her astonishment, the mortician replies, "There's no charge."
"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says.
"Honestly, ma'am, it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice."
"So I just switched the heads."
6/8/2008
- I was riding bikes with the family. I was in front. I heard the following behind me:
Barbarian Child: "I can ride with one hand!"
Junior: "Well, I can ride with NO hands!"
kuh-RASH!!!!!!
I swear to God, Barbarian Child is an evil genius.
6/5/2008 - Here's something to think about. The year that I was born, the Supreme Court ruled that inter-racial marriage should be legal. Up until that point, it was felony. I can remember when there were no black quarterbacks in the NFL, and everybody remembers when there were no black NFL Head coaches. You can judge how free a people are by how they treat citizens who possess the least power.
6/3/2008 - My new column about my old pets is up at Davis Life Magazine. Long time Wombat fans will recognize some of these tales.
6/2/2008 - Southern Baptist evangelical ninja metal live action video. Let the Bodies Hit The Floor! Oh heavens, yes.
5/31/2008
- We got a new cat. And by "we," I mean my lovely wife. He came from the pound; a solid animal, with jail-house muscle and prison tats. He now owns roughly eight-thousand cat toys, a scratching post, a litter box, and three metric tons of cat food. The only thing he lacks is a name. I want to call him "Tater." We'll see.
The dog is blissfully unaware of the new family member, but the fish trembles in fear.
5/30/2008 - The new BoneBat podcast is up. It's a late night stumble down memory lane as Steve and I get nostalgic for simpler, more dangerous times.
5/29/2008
- Is it just me, or does it seem like everybody in the W Bush / Dick C world goes through the same thing?
Step One - Take the official position: "We are totally right, and if you disagree, you are a doofus!"
Step Two - Step down, get lauded as a hero, a man of tremendous integrity and worth.
Step Three - Write a book like "Those guys in the White House are
total doodoo-heads, and I never meant a thing that I said when I worked there, so buy my book."
Step Four - the new guy at the White House says, "That last guy is a total doofus and we never liked him anyway."
Round and round and round.
5/23/2008
- Thank you.
5/21/2008 - ...Like a mermaid in a pantsuit.
